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I’m totally not writing this post ‘cos the last time I wore high heels I was sixteen and shopping for prom shoes with my mates who were taking the piss out of the fact that I walked like a doofus in them. I ended up taking my 2 inch high heels off at prom and wearing flats ‘cos some idiot made the front really tight and the back really loose.

I’ve spent most of my life being called a midget in different ways (I’m barely 5”3) and high heels are supposed to be a short girl’s lifesaver. BUT they’re not. They hurt your back, hurt your feet, you can’t run in them if you’re being chased by rapists and they make you fall about everywhere when you’re pissed. Ever seen a drunk girl in high heels standing still? Me neither. (Then again, ever seen a drunk person standing still.)

If you like high heels, great. If you don’t, don’t feel pressured to wear them. They’re impractical and sure they look hot but so do flats. Girls shouldn’t have to limp for mercy just cos of some dumb fashion trend. I’m sure Katie will understand if you turn up to her birthday party in flats, and if she doesn’t she’s not the greatest friend. Wear what you want and stay comfy!

See also: Inappropriate clothing?

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zarinamacha

Zarina Macha is an award-winning independent author of five books under her name. In 2021, her young adult novel "Anne" won the international Page Turner Book Award for fiction. She also writes contemporary romance as Diana Vale. She is releasing "Tic Tac Toe" in 2023, a young adult dystopian satire of identity politics and social justice.
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