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Saturday, 10 February 2018

Zari's Top 15 Sexiest Female Celebs

In no particular order, these are my top 15 hottest female actresses/singers. Hey, famous women are always being ranked in terms of looks. Here are the ones I think are the most beautiful, with a few comments on their work as well - they're not all just pretty faces.


Emilia Clarke. She has a beautiful smile and a friendly air about her which really shows in her face. I think she looks prettier brunette than blonde. Her acting as Daenerys Targaryen was amazing too.


Laura Prepon. She has a bit more of a tomboy look about her, particularly as Alex Vausse. I think she looks more 'mature' as opposed to cutsie-pie girl next door. Her hair is luscious and shiny. I got a bit disappointed when I heard she's a scientologist though. Blurgh.


January Jones. Who the fuck names their kid 'January'? Still, I'm super into Mad Men right now and Mrs Draper, for all her imperfections, looks like a princess even when she's giving birth. I think she's the most beautiful woman on the show, though Joan has the best figure. She's brilliant in her role, too.


Beyonce. I've written a few blog posts on Beyonce, and have come to have mixed feelings about one of my childhood icons. But while her talent/musical ability may not be Aretha Franklin level, no one can deny that she is an exceptionally beautiful woman and probably wouldn't be as successful as she is if she looked like the female version of Flava Flav. I think Jennifer Hudson is a much better singer and a great actress, and is an attractive woman also, but she isn't striking in the same way Mrs Carter is.


Megan Fox. When I was in secondary school Ms Fox was the 'it' girl; us girls wished to look like her and guys wanted to smash the fuck out of her. She's not a very good actress; I've seen her in Transformers and Jennifer's Body, neither which are my most beloved films. Ironically, I think TV actors are better than movie ones, maybe because they try harder and really get into the character. Again, I think she's someone who wouldn't be anywhere near as successful if she didn't look as stunning as she is, because she doesn't really have that much talent to back it up.


Angelina Jolie. I'd give her looks a 10 and her acting maybe a 7, because I did like her in Salt and Maleficent. The Tourist and Mr and Mrs Smith were both flops, though I enjoyed the former and found it kinda fun. I couldn't finish the latter; it's a terrible movie, The Simpson's version is better and the whole film basically goes 'look at how sexy Brangelina are'. I do respect her a lot for her humanitarian work though; she does put her fame to good use.



Christina Hendricks. Good actress, pretty face, amazing body. Great portrayal of Joan Holloway in Mad Men. And I am hella jealous of Ms Hendricks' breasts. 


Aishwarya Rai. This Bollywood beauty has that very soft delicate feminine look that I think is very attractive. She's gained some weight now but still looks very glamorous. Bride and Prejudice is one of my favourite films, where she plays feisty Lalita Bhakshi, and I saw Devdas when I was seven which made me weep. 


Alicia Keys. She's always been incredibly beautiful, and super talented too. She's got a very exotic look, and comes across as very down-to-earth and womanly. People sometimes say I look like her, which always makes me super gassed because I love her - well, her music - to bits, however I don't really think we look alike, we just have similar hair. She's also a good actress, I've seen her in The Secret Life of Bees and have always wanted to watch Smokin' Aces but haven't yet gotten round to it. 


Halle Berry. I don't normally like short hair on women but I think she's one of the few where it really suits her. She was great in Jungle Fever where she played an addict alongside Sammy L. Jackson, and I actually thought Catwoman was a fun movie but that's because I love cats. 


Jennifer Lopez. Well now she is incredibly gorgeous; that figure, and I love her (speaking) voice as well, I think it's really soothing. She's a good actress and a good singer - not great, but she's good. I also like her dancing.


Mila Kunis. The voice behind Meg Griffin is actually pretty, folks. She has a similar look to Laura Prepon; dark haired and tomboy-ish. She was great in Black Swan (though the real star was Natalie Portman, of course), and the funny Friends with Benefits, and of course Ted. 


Reese Witherspoon. I've always noticed she has a very distinctively round chin, however I think that adds to her beauty rather than detracts from it. She's got a very cute and perky demenour; main films I like featuring her are Legally Blonde 1&2, and This means war. She definitely fit the role of Elle Woods very well. 


Michelle Pfeiffer. Not only is she a great actress, one of the best on this list imo; she's also stunning. She's still beautiful even now that she's older, with a very mature, classy look about her. Loved her in Batman Returns where she plays Selena Kyle/Catwoman perfectly, and Scarface where she plays Tony's druggie wife, also wonderfully. I know Grease 2 isn't everyone's favourite, but I think she nailed her role there as well. 


Amber Lancaster. She isn't a real A-lister like most of the women on this list, but I do like The hard times of RJ Berger and like Jenny Swanson's character a lot; she's popular but sweet and kind rather than cruel and pretentious. And she is STUNNING. A bit too perfect looking I suppose. There's a video of her on YouTube walking in a bikini with music playing and it's like man, I could totally turn lesbian for her...

Yay, I have officially objectified 15 famous women. But for real, I clearly have nothing better to do with my time than to look at these perfectly airbrushed faces. Who are some women I should have included on this list? I'm going to have to do a guy now one, too, eurgh, cos equality and all that...

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